According to you, the readers of this site, Johnny Depp should've won the Oscars for best actor. Now, I can't be too angry with DD Lewis, as he is a massive talent, for which I fell in love deeply and irrevocably in the heartbreaking drama The Age of Innocence, where he dug big time Michelle Pfeiffer, but he wouldn't had his ways with her because he was faithful to his kleptomaniac wife, Wynona Rider. Man, I was so rooting for DDL and Michelle! Anyway, I haven't seen There will be blood, but I'm sure DDL's worth every single penny and much more.
Back to Johnny. He is truly outstanding in the funny macabre musical Sweeny Todd, but no one expects less of him. The entire movie is hilarious and intelligent, uplifting and scary. I'm sure you know by now it's about a barber who whacks his clients, giving them "the closest shaves they ever had". Ha ha ha! Sure, Johnny is a little Scissorshandesque, with the mad hair and the blades, but then again, we're talking Tim Burton here. And to prove that he really meant business, he cast not one, not two, but three Death Eaters in the flick, who are mean and rotten down to their bones: Professor Snipe as the malefic judge, Wormy Pettigrew as his greasy assistant and of course, madam Bellatrix Lestrange, the reprobate pie-baker and a "good friend" of our beloved Johnny.But the most hilarious bit is the one with Borat, another fellow barber, who claims to be an Italian gentlemen who calls himself Signor Adolfo Pirelli. I leave you with the adorably egomaniac Signor, who is challenged in a barbing contest by none other than Sweeny Todd. No spoilers, just a teaser! (form minute 3 onwards)







